Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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