oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Say something about gay babies.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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