I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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