how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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