We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Randomize
