508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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