is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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