I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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