grandma shit on top of the toilet
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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