some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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