i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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