ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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