So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
