did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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