Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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