Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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