whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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