in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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