I CAN MOONWALK!
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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