Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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