I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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