i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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