How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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