I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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