So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How does it feel to date your dad?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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