Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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