people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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