Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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