weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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