Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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