She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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