peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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