It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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