I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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