Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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