I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He shit in the fireplace
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
do nipples grow back?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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