does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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