Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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