Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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