Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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