dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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