Whod you bang
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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