after a month anything with tits is on the radar
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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