omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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