Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Your cock deserves a montage
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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