ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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