can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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