WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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