I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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