But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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