actually, I'm a sock model
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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